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keep your hands on the steering wheel 

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope
Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.

two hands on the wheel 

To masturbate two guys at the same time, with one penis in each hand.
Dude, you see that chick at the party last night? She had two hands on the wheel.

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity
Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

both hands on my junk 

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.
"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals 

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals
All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

2 hands on the phone

A term used when reading smut on a phone, (comminly used on Fan Fiction sites) to tell others to not self pleasure whilest reading.
2 hands on the phone you bunch of gooners!