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Hampster Hands 

Freakishly small hands, not proportional to the rest of the body
Man lisa, your hands are so small, you have hampster hands!!!
Hampster Hands by Nat & Malia October 4, 2008

Hampster Sumggler

A person who has a bush so big it looks like hampsters in their pants.
Damn! That chick is a hampster sumggler!

hampster style 

Perhaps the most intense form of karate known to man.
Orgazmo: "Ben you must use Hampster Style!!!"
Ben: "No...not that!!"
hampster style by Big Jown September 14, 2008

Hampster Dink 

A very small penis, probably the size of a hampsters
The kid has a hampster dink
Hampster Dink by larry April 28, 2003

hampster-ass 

is when a fat persons booty overlaps and it looks like they hav booty cheeks in the middle of there regular booty.
did you hav sexy with dat chick lastnight. Hell no she had a hampster-ass so i dipped out.
hampster-ass by Dustin P. August 4, 2007

Hampster chicken

Special chicken that tastes like hampsters!!😋 To make it grab a innocent family, hampsters, and 1cm slice of pe- I mean chicken and boom!! Hampter chicken.
Person1- Have you tried making the new hampster chicken??
Person2- No. It dosen't even exis-
Person1 covers Person2's mouth.
Person1- make it.