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Grandad (From Boondocks) 

Grandad (From Boondocks) "Tell the truth!? I don't teach my kid's to tell the truth about the gays! I teach them to lie and pretend they don't exist!"

Hym "Oh! I think I'm starting to see a pattern here! That seems to be a thing people do."

ur grandad lesbonad 

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.
Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE

Bald grandad

The most legend grandad out her.not only are they LEGENDARY but they have a shiny,clean bald head. They are funny and bald and the rarest of these bald Grandad spend 2-3 hours in superdry. Anyway blad grandad are legends.
Hey bald grandad where would you like to go
Let's go to superdry.
Bald grandad by Doornobs October 16, 2020

moist grandad 

This is simply accomplished by taking a woman and having coitus with her in HER grandad's bed.
Kyle: Did you give her a moist grandad?
Austin: Had to.
moist grandad by Beagleman June 18, 2017

Ur great grandad faggot 

Your grandad faggot is the worst insult ever to exist after your granny trannny. Every time it is used the sea rises by 3000m and 100,000 people die
Jim: ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Joe: it didn’t have to come to this

Jim: no please

Joe: ur great grandad faggot

Jim implodes, the sea rises over Venice and Jim’s family dies of Ebola

Sexy grandad legs 

When someone has kinda good legs but not really
Jessica: how do I look?
Tumblrina: you have sexy grandad legs.
Jessica: what?
Tumblrina:I said you have sexy grandad legs you idiot.
Jessica: what does that mean?
Tumblrina: ssssssssssssshhhhhh
Jessica: o..ok