glitch 

London slang north side
see bump
could also be susbstituted for 'how gay is that'

: 'my mum won't let me come blaze tonight'
:'what a glitch dude'

glitch by Judge Fudge January 2, 2005

Glitch 

An insult that originated from Allie's stupid claim that the same commercial aired twice in a row is "a glitch in the matrix".

Shut up, you glitch!

Glitch by Amelia Q November 14, 2004

glitch 

an orgasmic like feeling in the deep depths of a wrinkly vagina.
usually caused by another vagina.

kate was glitching when becca rubbed her.

glitch by mittiepaulwinsmocktrialartist June 23, 2008

Glitch 

Extremely asymmetrical labia.

Her glitch was hanging down to her knees!

Glitch by Stabwound January 9, 2010

Glitch 

Adjective: meaning to use narcotics intravenously. Mostly speeds.

"I gotta get me a glitch"
"Wanna try a glitch?"
"That glitchlord is wild, he's always going ham"

Glitch by Glitchlord July 27, 2016

Glitch 

A copycat hacking simulator which stole its ideas from various game, including vHack, Hackers and EliteHax! The game stole all its players from vHack, and didnt get enough player until the Dev (Felix) released a negative review on vHack's page on play store. The chat is toxic AF (you're free to cuss) and no rules.
#LetsNotBlameKev #BlameFelix
#vHack #Glitch

Glitch stole its ideas from other games!

Glitch by {EE} April 19, 2018

Glitch 

A technical term used as an excuse for someone not doing their job. Translated, it means ‘I fucked up, but I don’t ever admit to making a mistake’

Sorry everyone, you didn’t get paid because there’s a glitch in the system

Glitch by Lmb17 September 21, 2018