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Beeblebrox's gambit

A tactical manuver, used while getting hammered, that involves sending down more drinks to report on or asses the progress of previous ones. Popularized by Zaphod Beeblebrox
"Hey, maybe I gotta send down a couple more drinks. You know, to see what the first few are doing."

"Dude, beeblebrox's gambit only makes sense when you're ALREADY hammered. I think you've had enough"
Beeblebrox's gambit by Erl137 December 10, 2006
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That gabbit made a hole in the ozone
Gabbit by secretwizardofthesea April 4, 2017

Gaybirdish

Can be used to describe something that is gay, stupid, retarded, or generally messed up.
Dude- this place sucks ass!

Dude #2- yeah its totally gaybirdish!
Gaybirdish by Mr. Garagely February 7, 2010
a nice soul but keeps her secrets to herself and doesn’t really show her emotions but laughs at everything

very smart and intelligent and is very likeable, she also knows how to keep secrets very well

she’s also in set 1 for everything bc of her intelligent mind
Tommy: Oh yeah that’s Gabija!

Laura: Oh yeah! She’s so kind and intelligent! Hopefully we get to know each other better!
Gabija by Lizzie Woodland November 4, 2019

Gabbie Hanna Syndrome

When you can’t stop begging for attention and starting drama with people who haven’t interacted with you in years; using ADHD as an excuse for wretched behavior.
Oh my god, do you have GHS (Gabbie Hanna Syndrome)? You’re seeming very cancellable today.

gabisbest1e 

A person to worship we are mere underling in their site. We fear them.
“gabisbest1e saved us from that rocket the other day.”
{gabe'-ist}
One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.
Once a man walked into a room. He looked at everyone in the room and found a man, a Blacksican to be specific. He sat beside the man, and the man was scratching his head. In front of him was a piece of paper. All over, it said, "What is Fudge?" I asked him what this was all about. He stood up, and ripped his shirt off! He pounded his chest in Tarzan style! He let out a mighty grunt! He started reiterating, "Bad! Bad! Bad!" Immediately, everyone in the room received an epiphany! They all went to the fudge store and bought fudge! They later went on to become gabists, preaching the teachings of Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, as the found his name to be.
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54
gabist by thescribeofgabe March 1, 2007