fumbled the bag
fumbled the bag by Definitionmaster88 April 7, 2022
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Frumbly
The groggy feeling when you wake up feeling you need a shower and that you really need to change your clothes.
Frumbly by istoleurspacebar July 20, 2010
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Humble Fumble
Ryan pulled the Humble Fumble on the 2 yard line last night. She was literally in his lap and he threw up.
Humble Fumble by Quinn666911 September 4, 2020
Fumbledorf
1. (noun): Anyone carrying a drink, food item, etc., that seems to completely and randomly lose all motor coordination, whether engaged in conversation or not, thus spilling or dropping said item or items while their attempt to maintain motor coordination results in cartoonishly exaggerated movements thus making the situation severely worse for themselves and anyone with approximately one and a half multiple of “arms-length.”
(plural) Fumbledorves
2. (verb) to Fumbledorf, to have Fumbledorfed, to be Fumbledorfing
Often used as a descriptor for anyone who unintentionally creates a dramatic scene by failing to do something considered simple or mundane which results in unnecessary loss or damage to property.
(plural) Fumbledorves
2. (verb) to Fumbledorf, to have Fumbledorfed, to be Fumbledorfing
Often used as a descriptor for anyone who unintentionally creates a dramatic scene by failing to do something considered simple or mundane which results in unnecessary loss or damage to property.
A (walking with coffee): Good morning
B (walking without coffee): Hey, good morning, how was your weekend?
A: Oh, it was alright, (coffee mysteriously escapes clutches) I-ya-ah-Eeeee!
T: Geez Fumbledorf!
B (walking without coffee): Hey, good morning, how was your weekend?
A: Oh, it was alright, (coffee mysteriously escapes clutches) I-ya-ah-Eeeee!
T: Geez Fumbledorf!
Fumbledorf by Bricked March 15, 2021
Waldorf fumble
when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the Waldorf Astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.
While tossing down drinks at the Waldorf bar, Bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. The Waldorf fumble must never be repeated.
Waldorf fumble by MDen May 14, 2009
kaden fumblebottom
kaden fumblebottom by Nexasphere September 7, 2020
Fumbling Martin
Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.
Fumbling Martin by _george__ January 6, 2007