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donkey riding down a frown line

When you do the equivalent of titty-fucking a girls ass cheeks or dudes if thats your bag.

I got the idea from a series of Bahama vacation ads on the New York Metro winter of '07. One has this woman being fake quoted as saying "before my bahamvention, people could take donkey rides down my frown lines", which sounds pretty kinky to me. So I got to thinking, what exactly would that sexual act be? Ive tried it to make it official, so spread the word and happy donkey riding everyone.
Oh damn, that chicks got plump 'ol behind. Id love to do some donkey riding down a frown line of hers.
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Brown Frown 

referring to schwag. A low quality brown marajuiana
Brown Frown by Curtlow April 27, 2003

dont frown on brown

Don't frown on brown. Don't shy away from anal sex. Give it a try and turn that frown upside down.
She mentioned that she "was too nervous to try anal sex." I then told her "don't frown on brown." She now enjoys having anal sex with me. Dont frown on Brown!

cuban frown

the facial expression that cubans always tend to do. consists of a cuban and a frown, pretty much

even though, frowning had become a propular gesture for the 20th century for all nationalities, a cuban tend to do it more than the usual person.
Juan: oye brodeh, what'd you do today?

Carlos: *cuban frown* nada, compadre, just went to the Fidel protest.
cuban frown by Marii Magician November 6, 2007

Dick Frown 

When anybody makes your dick sad.
Things were getting a little hot and steamy but then my mom came in and gave me a dick frown.
Dick Frown by Goldenpeak69 July 13, 2010

five to the frown 

Term used for slapping somebody across the face. The one being slapped is usually a woman and more often than not will see it coming just long enough to develop a frown.
Sally thought it would be ok to sass her husband until she
caught five to the frown.
five to the frown by Gnomercy September 28, 2006

clown's frown 

A term used for a woman's vagina, particularly those with oversized labia.
Her curtains were so droopy, she had a proper clown's frown.
clown's frown by pinguandsuperman November 13, 2011