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sid hoffman or sid frenchman 

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."

Favorite Fighting Frenchman 

"LAFAYTTE!
Im takin' this horse by tge reins making red coats redder with blood stains!
LAFAYTTE!
And im never gonna stop till i make 'em drop and scatter their remains im-
LAFAYTTE!
I go to France for more funds!
LAFAYTTE!
I come back with more guns!...and ships...
"EVERYONE GIVE IT FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!!!"

Like a Frenchman's Armpit 

Generally used to describe someone that is emitting a strong, foul body odor. However, may apply to describe anything with a putrid, rancid smell.
Roger's refusal to bath on a regular basis had become unbearable. He was finally confronted by his boss who told him there were too many complaints about him smelling Like a Frenchman's Armpit.

The Frenchman 

getting hit in the balls so hard that you scream like a little girl.
"Dude, i just gave Johnny The Frenchman like none other."
"Man you're a jackass, Mark."

if you want another example. see the Ouch! video of a skiier on youtube, you will understand.
The Frenchman by Sean Henderson January 3, 2009

Screaming Frenchman 

While having a sex with a girl from behind he quickly removes his cock from her asshole and quickly replaces it with a stale loaf of French Bread, never ever replace the French bread or the integrity of the act will be lost.
Damn Jim gave me the best Screaming Frenchman last night. I can't walk properly now, i think i still have some crumbs up there.
Screaming Frenchman by 1234567paper February 24, 2011

Making love to the dead Frenchman 

Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.
After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.