FourLokoBall 

The act of playing any sport after consuming one or more FourLokos.

Cliff: Dude you are super sweaty, where'd you just come from?
Shayn: Epic game of FourLokoBall.
Cliff: AWESOME, how was it?
Shayn: So much fucking fun.
Cliff: Did you win?
Shayn: Haha I can't remember man.
Cliff: Well what sport did you guys actually play?
Shayn: Umm... Actually I have no idea. All I am sure of is that at one point those croquet hammer things were involved.

FourLokoBall by Flashbone November 27, 2010

Four Loko 

The official drink of blacked out obnoxious bitches

Stupid Bitch #1: I feel like falling down the stairs and ruining the party tonight

Stupid Bitch #2: We should get some Four Loko's. That way we can talk shit about how much we can drink and then pass out after we drink half of one

Four Loko by PaBRO EscBRObar September 23, 2010

four loko 

a fine malt beverage capturing the essence of thug life. specifically brewed for the consumption of true G's. one of these drinks can cause one to concoct words not known in the English dictionary. warning not meant for the consumption of pregnant bezzies due to the risk of birth defects, such as giving birth to sasquatch like creatures.

damn bud.....................u had 2 four loko's!?.......................u ma hero bud

four loko by omie the homie April 11, 2010

four loko 

Four loko is a 23.5 oz "alcopop" that is 12% abv, that is
1. Guaranteed to get you drunk
2. Guaranteed to prevent your drunk ass from falling asleep

I was up all night drinkin' that four loko.

four loko by schlingalang April 25, 2010

Four Loko 

Black out in a can.

Joe: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?
George: I drank a Four Loko and..
Joe: 'Nuff said.

Four Loko by MorningAfter August 18, 2010

four loko 

the most amazing malt liquor with a high alcoholic percentage. just one gets you fucked up no matter your size. want to get extra fucked up? drink two. but you might throw up. you'll already do stupid shit and be drunk as fawk on just one. punch flavour is alright, I like watermelon better. some people can't stand watermelon. there's other flavours too.

"hey, angela, you wanna let's hit up the spur stop again this friday night and get some four lokos?!"

"hell yeah! I love four loko so fucking much! I'm gonna get two!!"

"angela just one will fuck you up. please do not throw up in my car again."

"oh i know. i'm drinking one tonight and hiding the other in my room so i can drink when i'm bored...."

four loko by gitCRUNK October 16, 2009

Four Loko 

Malt liquor that contains 11% alcohol and caffine, along with a mix of other shit. One 24oz. will most likely get you fuckin' shit-canned. One is all you need. It can get you just as fucked up, if not more, as a few shots of tequila.
Can come in various flavors like Fruit Punch and Orange. May taste like acetone. I know mine did.

I thought I was dying after one can of Four Loko.

Four Loko by Wasabimoto August 27, 2009