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explosionary 

Something so incredibly awesome that it could cause an orgasm or explosion of some sort. Most commonly used to describe an unbelievably excellent heavy metal show or album in one word.
Metalhead #1: Dude, how is the new Machine Head CD?
Metalhead #2: ...EXPLOSIONARY!!!

explosives enthusiast 

Highly entertaining but “living extremely dangerously” person who loves to blow things up --- without proper preparation or training --- just to hear the huge thunderous booms. Usually has lots of buddies --- other equally careless/macho guys who pal around with him and assist him with his gloriously noisy tasks.
from "The Red Green Show" Patrick McKenna as Harold Green: Okay, it’s time to play the Possum Lodge Word Game, and playing for tonight’s grand prize is local demolitions expert, Mr. Edgar K. B. Montrose! K.B. stands for “Ka Boom”
Graham Greene as Edgar K. B. Montrose: Oh, I wouldn’t say I’m an explosives EXPERT, Harold --- I prefer to think of myself as just an explosives ENTHUSIAST!
Steve Smith as Red Green (in a tone of slightly wary sarcasm): Ya got a LICENSE to use high explosives, do ya, Edgar?
Graham Greene as Edgar K. B. Montrose (looking innocently puzzled): How do you mean?
explosives enthusiast by QuacksO August 19, 2013

nathan explosion

Nathan Explosion is the lead singer in the ficticious band, Dëthkløk. He is voiced by Brendan Small. He is pretty stupid and always speaks in a low guttural tone. He is obsessed with everything dark and brutal.
Manager: Ok, so you want to re re re re re record the album, in the ocean, in ... ok, I see

Nathan Explosion: No! Not in the ocean! Inside the ocean. In the heaviest, deepest, most brutal part, the Mariana TREEEEEEEENCH

Emotion Explosion 

When you go for weeks being insulted and humiliated, but it doesn't phase you. Then, unexpectedly, you get angry about everything that happened to you previously, and feel like punching something.
Hey, stay away from him, he's having an emotion explosion.
Emotion Explosion by TimothyClover September 7, 2010

PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) 

A condition for individuals who get extremely nervous right before taking an exam or test. The anxiety is so severe that they feel as though they need to run to the bathroom to take a shit before going forth with the exam.
Alex was suffering from PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) before the Physic's final exam.

Coconut Explosion

- noun
The act of expectorating recently ejaculated semen into the face of the jizzum donor. The expectorate must be expelled in such a manner so as to be well distributed over the recipient's visage, so as to simulate or suggest the shrapnel damage that so often accompanies concussive chemical experiences. Note that a primary blast area or concentration of impact is not uncommon.
After examining the splatter pattern on Chief's face and the manner in which it had stubbornly adhered to his facial hair, Penny suspected M.A.D. involvement, the coconut explosion being one of their trademark forms of sabotage.