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Cash Event Horizon 

Used in Role-playing videogames to reference the point at which the game becomes easy to play based on the character's experience and strength.

In such games, one gains gold by fighting monsters, performing tasks, and occasionally by randomly foraging in the world. The gold is then used to purchase armor, weaponry and training, making it easier to fight larger monsters, who hold more gold, and so on.

Every game has a point where one has gained so much gold from one's adventures that one can afford any item in the game, making the character exceedingly strong, and rendering all opponents ineffectual. This point is the cash Event Horizon. Usually, the later in the game this point appears, the more challenging the game is.
The Cash Event Horizon of "Beet Farming Tycoon" is real low - after five hours of play you've got so much money you don't know what to do with it.
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Laundry Event Horizon 

The point at which one can no longer avoid doing the laundry.
i.e. all shirts & skivvies are past the 3-day inside-out rule; and all your pants & socks are funk-starched to the point of standing on their own. You are past the laundry event horizon.

The Event Horizon 

The Event Horizon is an "On the Rise" indie band from Connecticut. Formerly known as Penny for Your Thoughts, The Event Horizon was formed late 2008 early 2009. The band currently consists of three amazing musicians: Sara on bass and vocals,Luis on drums,and Ben on guitar. Their myspace page is www.myspace.com/p4yourthoughts.
Person 1:There is no doubt that The Event Horizon is gonna hit it big one day.

Person 2:Duhhhh!

Expletive event horizon 

1. The point at which your frustration rises so that you lack the patience or vocabulary to express it, resulting in a deluge of random curses.

2. The point at which curse words cease being humorous and become offensive.
1. "Bas-tard motherfucking camelshit fuckjock! Bellydancing cocknobbler!" "...Dude, what's wrong with Steve?" "He passed the expletive event horizon."

2. "...And then, he called her the C-word." "Oh man, that's totally crossing the expletive event horizon."

exhaustion event horizon

n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs
Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."

Tallarico Event Horizon 

When an individual lies or grossly exaggerates so often that it becomes difficult to determine whether what they're saying is true, a joke, or utterly false.

Originally coined by the YouTuber hbomberguy in his video "ROBLOX_OOF.mp3" while discussing the alleged lies of American video game music composer Tommy Tallarico.
"Jonathon's lies have been so profuse that his claim to have met the President with a picture of him posing Infront of a wax statue has crossed the Tallarico Event Horizon."

Toilet Event Horizon

The near-pipe area of the toilet where upon flushing, the swirly whirly vortex of water is of such high strength that all buoyant matter is impossible to escape. It is the point where poop cannot escape the flush.
Guy: I tried to get my cell out of the toilet but I accidentally flushed it and it hit the Toilet Event Horizon.