Affection erection

Any erection not caused by sexual stimulation, but instead caused by overwhelming sense of romance, or being in love.

“ I’m not even horny, I just love you so much you give me an affection erection. “

Affection erection by Snakenet Janhole March 7, 2019

Mental Erection 

Getting your hopes up. It's also called an unwanted mental erection, when you get your hopes up, but have a really hard time trying to bring them back down. Like an erection in public.

A: "He's so cute! I think he was flirting with me in science."
B: "You sure?"
A: "Fuckin' mental erections"

Mental Erection by SparklyBoy September 16, 2011

affection erection

When your penis becomes erect when talking to a girl, but not because you're horny or want to have sex. Its an erection caused by the good feelings of having a conversation with the girl.

I really like her, but I don't think of her in a horny kind of way. When I talk to her, I get an affection erection.

affection erection by isopropyl_80 August 12, 2018

Affection erection

A gender neutral phrase to describe the intense emotional hard-on that is stimulated through infatuation. It is one of many side effects caused by catching feelings. Infatuation ejaculation typically follows.

I have a raging affection erection burning deep within the loins of my heart .

Affection erection by P to the C September 21, 2017

res-erection

When your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.

I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.

res-erection by Rozoff & Crum October 7, 2007

Special Erection 

When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room

Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy

Special Erection by The Pussy Bomba May 10, 2019

Erection Protection 

The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.

"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."

"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"

Erection Protection by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009