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Thermally Enhanced Poop  

Thermally Enhanced Poop, or T.C.P., is a poop that is laid in or on a source of intense heat. This greatly intensifies the grotesque smell, and nasty form of the shit. This procedure can be done as a prank almost anywhere.

A T.C.P can be used in place of T.P'ing someones house. To do so, find a heat source near the persons house such as a vent, or electrical device. Gently meneuver the shit into the designated area. If a vent, unscrew the vent cover, shit into the air duct, and then close the vent again. This will suck horribly for the person and will make the whole area smell of shit.

A T.C.P can be laid at school as well. A good place for one would in science class. You can sneak into class after school, turn on a hotplate and shit on it, then wait for the next day.
The day at highschool was cancelled due to a Thermally Enhanced Poop laid on campus.
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Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy 

(acronym)PENIS!!!

also some jibbberish for something smart i guess...
Hey man, check out my Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy =0

wow! Thats a huuuuuuge Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy!

chronologically enhanced 

From the number of years she'd been on the planet the advantages over her younger colleagues was obvious. Age is an enhancement.
She was chronologically enhanced, not the fastest player on the field but the smartest and most wiley.

Abdominally enhanced 

ADJECTIVE:
Politically correct way of saying "fat." Obese. Porcine.
"I'm not fat, I'm abdominally enhanced."
"Who's the abdominally enhanced fellow standing over there."

pigment enhanced 

I met a pigment enhanced man today. He was quite charming

theater enhanced cycling 

the indoor cycling experience with a video screen playing road footage and either a virtual instructor in the video or a live instructor tells you what move to do and what moves are coming up next
I am going to the big new club downtown, they have the new theater enhanced cycling program everyone is talking about

modified enhanced community quarantine 

The second harshest form of community quarantine in the Philippines
Metro Manila was placed under modified enhanced community quarantine from May 16 to May 31, 2020.