DPS 

Dirty Penis Syndrome; self explanatory

My boyfriend had DPS hardcore last night.

DPS by Erika EM. November 20, 2007

dps 

Dick Packin' Sacks. It's just something girls got. You score them on a scale of 0-1 usually in multiples of .05. Anything can change a girls DPS score: appearence, actions, child bearing abilities, financial situation, just about anything. The closer to 1 the better, and in some special cases negative DPS can be obtained.

1. "Way to be a stupid bitch, your DPS just went down .2 points."

2. "Man I would give Karen a .7 DPS."

dps by Jeff Hardy July 11, 2006

dps 

dead presidents-money

hes been hustlin all day he must have a pocket full of dps

dps by mark jordan May 7, 2005

dps 

De pon scunt

Dude, that is totally DPS

Man, she is dps

dps by GMAU November 4, 2003

dps 

DPS Master

Dude, you are the first DPS Master in this city.

dps by GMAU buddy November 6, 2003

DPS 

Deh Pon Skunt/ Stupidness.

Don't listen to lucy, she DPS.

DPS by nars k January 23, 2019

DPS 

Ugly female who thinks they are a dime.

“Bro she’s so chill tho, let’s hang with her”
“Alas, what a shame- she suffers from DPS”

DPS by cort Halsey August 8, 2019