downstairs finger
downstairs finger by Hananapancaked December 5, 2016
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downstairs corgi
This is the secret term that means tonight we Fuck. No corgi will be upstairs asking questions. The night is all ours!
downstairs corgi by Corgilover<3 June 15, 2019
downstairs headlock
For males. The act of masturbating using the inside of your elbow. Imagine putting someone in a headlock, sliding your arm up and down on their neck to choke them. Now replace their neck with your shaft, and their head with the head of your penis.
Guy 1: Hey, what’s wrong with your back? You’ve been hunched over all day.
Guy 2: I was putting myself in a downstairs headlock last night. It’s unsatisfying and leaves you sore. I wouldn’t recommend it.
Guy 2: I was putting myself in a downstairs headlock last night. It’s unsatisfying and leaves you sore. I wouldn’t recommend it.
downstairs headlock by Teats McGee January 15, 2020
downstairs outsidies
downstairs outsidies by pfth December 31, 2009
downstairs department
downstairs department by JoeyHollis February 13, 2010
downstairs crew
Founded in the fall of 2005 by two industrious and charismatic seniors at The Colorado College, originally consisting of only two elite members, it has since circled the globe many times in its membership capacity. The Downstairs Crew was founded on a rash and utter disregard for the opinions of others and the standards of society. As a snowball rolling down a mountains so too did the Downstairs Crew gain in popularity and belligerence, to the point that by the end of their senior year they were considered to be the most prolific and destructive tag team since The Road Warriors of the late eighties. Early on their antics included getting banned (for life) from many dorms and throwing an unprecedented number of keg parties. Considered by all accounts to have slept with over 100,000 women in total (many at the same time), the Downstairs Crew has been implicated, but never convicted, in thousands of criminal cases, ranging from petty larceny to international espionage. Known to often drink over 500 beers in any given night the Downstairs Crew embodies all that is awesome. In fact, so fratastic were they, that the term Downstairs evolved into an adjective. Fact.
"Dude, it would be such a downstairs crew move if we stole a security cart and put a keg in it, then drove around to parties and made people drink."
Q:"Did you play beirut against those two kids from Vanderbilt and UVA, they were so not downstairs crew.
A:"Yea, one of em played with water, what a loser"
Q:"Did you play beirut against those two kids from Vanderbilt and UVA, they were so not downstairs crew.
A:"Yea, one of em played with water, what a loser"
downstairs crew by sicklax420 July 2, 2007
downstairs-gasm
A downstairs-gasm is a cumgasm a guy has when he has a cum-buddy stay over-night in his bedroom and the boys give pleasure-gasms to each other - a downstairs-gasm.
downstairs-gasm by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021