Dining boobs 

Noun.

1. Boobs you wear to dinner
2. Boobs you have dinner on

"Hey Sweetie, my Boss is meeting us for dinner tonight, why don't you wear you dining boobs?"

Dining boobs by Sbryan March 29, 2016

dining in the dark 

Basically eating in the dark.

A new popular trend where people go to a restaurant, are seated by legally blind waiters/waitresses and eat entirely in a pitch black room.

Why? The idea is that your other senses are heightened, thus making your meal more “sensual”.

It’s more for than the experience than for the food.

Millennial: Hey man lets go to Opaque, it’s way cool.
Other millennial: oh the new dining in the dark place?
Millennial: yeah, then we can eat with our hands and no one will know!

dining in the dark by IvyRanch February 9, 2019

dining room table 

Someone who is unable to think for him- or herself and attempts to liken President Obama with Hitler.

Dude, I'd explain why the sky is blue, but you're so stupid you're a dining room table.

or

Barney Frank to Idiot: "Having a conversation with you would be like having a conversation with my dining room table."

dining room table by Lexapros and Lexicons August 19, 2009

dining at the y 

To have a wonderful romantic dinner eating at the YMCA.

Trish and Geoff are dining at the y tonight.

dining at the y by fancy_pants_mcgee November 10, 2008

dining delovely

The act of a carny turned congressman eating pussy.

Robby's mouth was stick and Hibernia was all smiles after dining delovely.

dining delovely by bob jones March 19, 2005

Dining Common

n.
Any one of the four cafeteria's located around the University of Massachusetts/Amherst campus. Given the refined title of Dining Common to hide the gross state of the dining facility from the uninitiated. Also known as the DC.

Unless you go to Umass you have no idea what a Dining Common is.

Dude, I just ate at the DC and now I have a Peruvian parasite gnawing through my lower intestines.

Dining Common by D Reck October 11, 2005

dining philosophers 

Those dickheads that sit at Denny's talking about this, that, and some mothers.

The dining philosophers have finally decided on 4 grandslams.

dining philosophers by Ron Jizzle March 6, 2004