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dick diversity 

A term to refer to the lack of dick size representation in pornographic material.
There is a severe lack of dick diversity in Overwatch porn.
dick diversity by Satumi the Neet February 9, 2019

medium density fiberboard 

medium density fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin similar to particle board but denser and stronger is used in construction furniture making consumer products and many more uses
i wanted solid wood molding and trim for my house but i ended up with medium density fiberboard because of costs once painted medium density fiberboard looks good awesome

1/2 Floor, 4th dimension 

Name given to a time and place when you have no f'ing idea when and where you are. Usually used when you wake up after passing out and don't know what time it is or where you are. May also be used when your so high you lose track of time and everything and everyone around you feels simulated.

drunk high
Hey dude, wake up!

Whoa.....I blacked out, where are we?

1/2 floor, 4th Dimension for all I know, dude...Lets bounce!

drunk high

maximum-density 

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V
Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.
maximum-density by Glen February 9, 2005

Forced Diversity 

1: When an already established IP is purposely distorted to appease certain groups of people in the name of inclusion and diversity while disregarding the original properties lore.

2: When a character's Race, Sex, Sexuality, or identity is changed from the already established IP.

3: Forced diversity is usually solely applied to popular IP to insert groups that weren't a part of the medium ( this is often done poorly) Usually, the lore and story are put secondary behind the diversity and inclusion agenda.
Disney's upcoming little mermaid film will feature a race swap, Ariel despite her being a redhead caucasian for decades. forced diversity plagues American media making it unbearably to watch.

Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension 

Theory that states and defines the question of why men pop random boners.

The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.

There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.

Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".
"Man, why do I always pop a random boner in class?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"