Diagonal 

To be retarded, stupid, bad
Kinda like “wack” or “ass”
Usually used with “fucking” in front

Yo dipshit stop being so fucking diagonal
This new album is fucking diagonal dude

Diagonal by kalethedankengine October 26, 2018

Diagonaly 

Another word to describe the phrase: "...with many men."

Person 1: "How do you sleep?"
Person 2: "I sleep diagonaly!"

Diagonaly by IronManzl October 27, 2011

Diagonalation 

The act of an object projected into a diagonal movement.

The diagonalation of the spacecraft caused it to go off course and burn up upon re-entry of Earth's Atmosphere.

Diagonalation by Spud Bizzle September 15, 2009

diagonal protrusion 

An erect penis. Term first used in the book The Forever Question: Goonocracy.

"He used his diagonal protrusion to activate an uncomfortable conversation by poking her ear."

diagonal protrusion by Prolapsing Profusely August 20, 2011

diagonaled

diagonaled is a verb for two numbers that are placed diagonally to each other in a proportion equation.

The easiest way to solve for the unknown in a proportion is to multiply the two numbers diagonaled to each other and then divide by the number diagonaled to the unknown 'X'.

diagonaled by Grok Mathing April 11, 2016

diagonalo man 

A non straight super hero, dressed in the colors of the rainbow. Would happily take a load of tobacco induced semen in exchange for $168.000.00.

Damn son, are you sure E. Berge is not the true identity of diagonalo man?

diagonalo man by Capt. Retardo November 24, 2016

diagonalo man 

A non straigh super human, dressed in the colors of the rainbow. Would gladly take a shot of tobacco induced semen in exchange for $168.000.00.

Is that a plane? Is that a bird? no, I think that's diagonalo man.

diagonalo man by cappy retardino November 25, 2016