Anal Deficiency 

A hole too tight it closes at young ages 3-7 years after birth unless it is stretched.

Big Man: Do you have an anal deficiency?
Tiny Bitch: Yeah... Since I was 4 my hole has been closed.
Big Man: I'll just make one.
Tiny Bitch: oh shit...

Anal Deficiency by That one guy busting his nut January 19, 2018

mid level acquaintance deficiency 

An excuse for being a friendless loser.

Guy 1: Why don’t you ever hang out with anyone?
Guy 2: Oh, I have mid level acquaintance deficiency

mid level acquaintance deficiency by White Ice Cube January 27, 2023

Class Deficiency 

Any girl displaying an overall lack of class. Some general guidelines identifying a class deficient girl can be some of or more than the below mentioned:

1) Lack of underwear in a social environment. (Ex. school, work, parties, church)

2) Bad overall hygiene. (Ex. Tuna fish smell)

3) Clothing. (Ex. High heels and a mini skirt in winter)

4) Regular use of a glory hole

5) Any girl that can have a romantic evening in a truck bed with a 6-pack of nattie ice

6) An example of why its a crime for some people to have kids

"Paris Hilton...class deficiency"

Class Deficiency by Lordier March 6, 2010

Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS) 

MDS is a severe neurophysical and behavioral disorder characterized by a lack of marijuana in one's system. Victims of MDS exhibit a tendency to buzzkill, harsh on good times, and induce downer vibes. MDS is treatable, but not curable.

The Federal Government's raid on Oaksterdam University suggest that Obama may be suffering from Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS).

Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS) by Fred Quick October 18, 2012

Dime Deficiency 

A deplorable condition when an occasion, place, event, university has a lacking number of dimes compared to unattractive girls.

Common cases include sausage tests, university of notre dame, and ivy league schools

Any ratio less than 2:1 dimes to nickels could be considered Dime Deficiency, with an ideal ratio being 10+:1.

Jerry enrolled at Arizona State... Dime Deficiency must have been a big deciding factor for him.

Notre Dame

Dude 1: Yo bro you headin' up to Willy's place?
Dude 2: Naw dude, that place has a strong case of Dime Deficiency
Dude 1: Shoot Dude! Thanks for the warning

John had a nightmare about Dime Deficiency, the next day he withdrew his application to Notre Dame

Dime Deficiency by TheJbros11 September 23, 2011

Opposite-Sex Social Deficiency 

Also known as OSSD.

When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.

Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.

Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!

*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.

Opposite-Sex Social Deficiency by Synoryth November 5, 2009

acitol deficiency 

No ass at all.

Dude: Miley Cyrus isn't really twerking. She has an acitol deficiency.

Homie: What you mean, dude? Is that a medical condition?

Dude: It means she ain't got no ass at all.

acitol deficiency by Deep Pity November 21, 2013