defacated pantaloons 

pooed pant, however no mere type of regular pants such a boxers or yfronts but pantaloons, the king of pants

eds pantaloons after i chase 40,000 cows towards him

defacated pantaloons by sam \\\\\\\'eins\\\\\\\' lonsdale March 28, 2003

defecate on 

To utterly disrespect or ruin.

I'm totally gonna defecate on her pro-life stance in Debate tomorrow.

defecate on by eclecticbass November 12, 2010

Defecate

The term a lawyer mistakenly uses at the end of a defamation lawsuit. The defendant is usually confused an gets off scot-free

Lawyer: This man has defecated my client!
Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison!
Defendant: Yesssssssss!
Plaintiff: wtf man?!
Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.

Defecate by President Palin :( August 3, 2010

defecately 

A more dignified way to say "Shit Yeah!" so you don't sound uneducated in the presence of others.

"Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?"

"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."

defecately by abritishbank February 3, 2012

Defacately

A compound word from; Defacate- To void feces from the bowels or "Shit", and the word Definitely- Refers specifically to a judgment or description that serves as a standard or reference point for others or "Ya". Baisically Shit Ya!

Steve-
"Hey Gregg wanna get jacked out of our minds with these shrooms?"
Gregg-
"Defacately!!!"

Defacately by Poonslammer May 1, 2012

Attention Deficate Disorder 

The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc

I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder

Attention Deficate Disorder by MooseMan7 August 14, 2012

Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably

*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.

Post Mole Defecate Syndrome by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019