Deadline Anthropologist 

A newspaper or magazine writer who creates inane articles about alleged dramatic changes in culture or society, even though the evidence is often flimsy generalties and select anecdotes.

Did you see that deadline anthropologist's article about American men now caring more about charity than acquiring personal wealth? Must be true because the pastor and kindergarten teacher quoted in the article said so.

Deadline Anthropologist by IndySparkPlug September 29, 2010

Deadringer 

A word to describe someone who has the same physcial appearance as another person.

The word originated from medieval Britain when it was believed that when a person dies his spirit walks to his birthplace and rings a bell signalling the end of the physical life.

"Kelsey Grammer is a deadringer or Mussolini."

Deadringer by themasterofshadowgays September 10, 2011

North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch 

An Eskimo woman who has HIV or full blown AIDS.

Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.

Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.

Tom: OH FUCK!

North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch by Drpun May 18, 2009

Giske deadline 

A hard deadline to accomplish a task or make a decision, primarily for a politician, forced upon by several auditors independent of political orientation. Despite the last property, most of the auditors are hardcore feminists. Failure to comply will most likely cause the disruption of political influence and general distrust of the arbiter.

The result or outcome of the decision or task is expected to be in favour of the auditors.

Etmyology: from the Norwegian politician Trond Giske who allegedly sexually harassed several female co politicians and who is subject for exclusions by the leadership of the Norwegian Labour Party.

"The Giske deadline is tomorrow at noon. If you don't comply or we don't like the result, be prepared for Bedlam"

Giske deadline by Trond Not G January 4, 2018

Deadlining 

To persue one particular goal, above all others, before a deadline.

Man 1: "Hey you want to go for lunch?"
Man 2: "No I can't. I'm deadlining these orders."

Deadlining by omega_wraith February 23, 2007

decliner 

A recliner that is broken and permanently reclined.

Our decliner is really comfortable, but so hard to get out of.
Hey, its my turn to lie in the decliner!

decliner by Sioux Mom December 12, 2012

Dadliness

1. The state of having performed a well-meaning action that inadvertently made things worse
2. The quality of being lovable, but ultimately dispensible
3. Next to cleanliness

Cleanliness is next to Dadliness

Dadliness by #1 Dad's Club June 20, 2018