D-bag 

anyone who likes the band fall out boy, drives a hummer, or eats pasta with a spoon.

"Man that guy is such a d-bag"

"well he is driving a hummer"

"ahh go figure."

D-bag by Alejandro Armando January 16, 2009

d-bag 

When referring to internet usage a d-bag could describe:
1. Anyone who uses a blog
2. Someone who posts comments on YouTube
3. People who constantly change their status update on facebook
4. Anyone who even knows what the fuck twitter is and why its relevant

In summary, anyone who uses the internet assuming that their life, thoughts and opinion are of any value to other people...

A: "Hey, I just went to Europe and wrote a blog about it, you should check it out..."
B: "Did the people in Europe realize what a d-bag you were or did they encourage you to become one?"

A: "This video is so funny, I seriously LMFAO =)"
B: " I can see the video just fine without reading your fucking comment...If your not a 12 year old prepubescent girl you probably shouldn't use gay tag lines...d-bag"

A: Hey, did you guys hear about this new thing called twitter?
B: Yeh, I can't believe they made something gayer than facebook...
A: What?! But celebrities write what their thinking and thats really important for my well-being...
B: You're such a d-bag

d-bag by halifornication November 10, 2009

d-bag 

A slang term used to represent the word douchebag. This term can also be used as a pronoun for example instead of saying Hunter one could say d-bag!

When a person is constantly acting like a total asshole that person is being a "d-bag". Take Hunter for example that kid is one total d-bag!

d-bag by Jacob Golfman Miller June 20, 2007

D-Bag 

Short for douche-bag. Usually gets more of a rise out of people

Dude, your being a total d-bag...

D-Bag by HooZen October 9, 2006

D'Bag 

Is an alternative way of saying douche bag, which is used to cleanse a dirty smelly vagina. Consisting of vinegar and water in a squeeze container, a D'Bag is like vaginal mouthwash. It may also be used to insult a person who, like a smelly vagina, is shunned by the general population.

James, who delivers audio equipment, is a D'bag.

Geeze Sally, better cleanse that smelly thing with a D'Bag.

She needs to hose that vag off with an industrial strength D'bag.

D'Bag by Nathy April 12, 2008

d-bag 

A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag

Someone ate my cooke
What a d-bag

d-bag by Kiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 4, 2012

D-Bag 

1. douche bag

2. dime bag

3. dirt bag

1. "that guy who thinks he invented the word d-bag is a d-bag."

2. "yo man, they've been selling the same d-bags on mt. vernon as long as i can remember."

3. "when i say d-bag, i clarify by repeating dirt bag under my breath so my friends know i follow a strict moral order."

D-Bag by dave goat west phila October 10, 2006