clit clunking 

The act of inserting ones toes into a vagina whilst flicking your big toe on the clitoris. Typically an act of foreplay but can also take the place of sex. Originated at the University of Florida by the freaky college students there.

*Julia and Ryan are having sex*
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."

clit clunking by Gamma Rho August 30, 2009

Cranking 

The act of crying and wanking (masturbation)at the same time.
This term comes from 'Ye Olde English' originating from the reign of King Henry VIII and his desperation in not being able to produce a male heir to carry on the Tudor dynasty. It was discovered by a lowly servant who stumbled upon the King in floods of tears and covered in copious amounts of semen. This information was a state secret until 2007 when it was released under Freedom of Information Act.

'Last night I watched Hugh Grant in Love Actually it was a performance of a lifetime it touched me in so many ways I just had to have a crank'
'Every since I heard my Mum and Dad had died in a horrible dolphin accident I've had to crank myself to sleep every night'
'Late at night after his girlfriend had gone to sleep Steven Peters Matthews would slowly crank over her delicate jawline'

Mohinder: Hey guys do you all wanna go to the beach and catch some waves and then afterwards we can go to Chad's house and have communal crank'
Bruce: That sounds totally crazy sick Mohinder I'll give Chuck a ring he loves cranking'

'Man I just watched Schindler's List, it was like totally sad but that little girl in the red coat was so hot i just had to have a crank'.

'The other day I was having a glorious wank in the woods when I saw a cute bunny rabbit get brutally mutilated by a hedgehog it turned my once in a lifetime wanking experience into a mournful cranking session'

Cranking by Malcom McCroat February 13, 2009

Crunkving

To be crazy drunk driving!

Paul had a car full of hoochies and was crunkving sideways down the strip in his 64.

Crunkving by P-A-U-L February 10, 2007

Chunkington 

1. A Chunkington is a person who is Overweight, Obese or just generally Fat.

2. Refer to: Heffer, Fatty, Fat Bast*rd/B*tch.

1. Omg, what a chunkington! (context: as you point at a fat person)

2. Stop being such a chunkington (context: somebody is eating too much)

3. You're such a chunkington (context: obvious)

4. Just replace Fatty with the word Chunkington, and it usually works.

Chunkington by Domje June 9, 2008

Cranking the Horn 

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

Cranking the Horn by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

Keep on chunking 

When you leave the bathroom but you suddenly feel like you still need to poop.

"What took you so long?"
-"Sorry, when I got out I felt like I needed to keep on chunking"

Keep on chunking by Voxolotl September 23, 2016

Crunting 

Term for cricket
Hunting

Lets ask Braden how his Crunting went last week!

It’s crunting season bois

Crunting by Hahakeepemup October 22, 2019