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N. Any small computer periphery other than a mouse; frequently connected via a USB port.
He has so many critters attached to his computer I can't find the damned mouse!
critter by Pheaseant October 31, 2011
Games so shit, they are good
You: I need a game to play!
Them: I have a critter game you can play! It's called "Jones on Fire"
You: Sweet Thanks!
Critter by OMEGALULL June 7, 2018
crystal meth ,being spunout,on a good one,gettin it,on one,spun
Let's go to John's house ,he allways has some critter.......do you have any critter?......im high as fuck,that is some good critter.
Critter by jublisstar June 16, 2018
Short for gender critical, or gender critic. Generally used to describe people who might otherwise be called Terfs or Farts by the trans community. Someone who stands staunchly against trans rights or that expresses extreme revulsion at the idea of co-existing with trans people, trans women in particular.
"Got misgendered by a critter online today."
Critter by I'm so cute July 11, 2020
A lean sipping male. That beats your dog when your not home. And doesn’t remember because he mixed too much lean with imported sodas. Has two kids and wants to marry your homegirl for a green card. Does tattoos, but really does infections for the price of 200. Doesn’t eat. Yells at backpacks.
This critter lives here rent free!
Critter by Apt20 September 4, 2020
a.k.a. gross nice guy

A person in their late teens or twenties, usually male, who consistently exhibits at least three of the following characteristics (which cannot be attributed solely to a mental/physical health condition):

i. an inability to read social cues and not being aware that they lack that ability
ii. poor hygiene i.e. greasy hair, body odor and unkept clothes from a lack of care (not from any lack in resources)
iii. invasion of other's space or privacy
iv. inability to take no as an answer
v. a tendency to explain a subject to a professor or a person with more knowledge on said subject
vi. may either over compliment or ask more personal questions than appropriate

vii. condescending
viii. believes they deserve compensation for basic human decency.
The guy that hit on me at my middle school robotics competition was a classic critter with long, greasy hair, and he spent a long time explaining how the robot I had built worked, while standing far too close.
Critter by anonymous April 1, 2021