Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich 

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.

How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

bean and cream cheese dinner 

when you cum in a girl or boys ass and you eat it out

man i just had a bean and cream cheese dinner last night

bean and cream cheese dinner by Jerome steven December 6, 2016

don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge 

a saying commonly used when someone is to remind someone of putting the cream cheese in the fridge

person 1: what is that?!
person 2: don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge !

don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge by dripelboeberger April 7, 2021

spreading the cream cheese 

When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.

Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese

spreading the cream cheese by Tarek_the_Destroyer October 26, 2010

Bagel with cream cheese 

5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.

Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."

Max:"It's all in the practice."

Bagel with cream cheese by BURR!2 May 13, 2011

Cream Cheese Sneeze 

When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.

Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.

Cream Cheese Sneeze by aaroncopland July 3, 2012

Cream Cheese Fingers

When you finger someone’s pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.

Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: That’s awesome did you eat it with lox

Cream Cheese Fingers by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018