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Daniel Craiging

verb- to "Daniel-Craig"- to kick/knee/whip or otherwise impact someone's testicles at high velocity.

Named after the ridiculous number of times that Daniel Craig hits people in the nuts, is hit in the nuts, or is otherwise involved in testicular violence in his movies. Most prominently Casino Royale and Cowboys vs. Aliens

When done properly, the attacker will shout "Daniel Craig!" while kicking the victim in the balls
Joe: "DANIEL CRAIG!" *kick*
Aaron: "Ow shit! not funny bro..."
Drunk Vince: "I will protect you!"

Miles: "That night of Daniel Craiging left me emasculated"
Daniel Craiging by NotVincentPensyl September 7, 2011
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Senator Craiging 

A very gay man looking for sex in men's rooms around the country.
"That pervert was Senator Craiging while I was trying to take a dump."
"Yes officer, that is the man who was Senator Craiging."
Senator Craiging by MOJAP December 9, 2008

Jenny Craiging 

A night on the town cruising for heavy women.
We grabbed a bag of Snickers and went Jenny Craiging.
Jenny Craiging by happyfling September 15, 2011
Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face
Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face
Craining by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010

Larry Craigin' 

1-To engage in, or, act in a homosexual way. Can be used as a joke or in a serious manner.
1- "Wow, I saw Joel and Mason Larry Craigin' last night."
Larry Craigin' by Qhuakeem March 11, 2010

cranging 

It involves the inserting of eels into the anal cavity with the help of a nude asian friend. Then the ejecting of said eels out of the cavity as projectiles.
The asian chixor laid on her back with her partner cranging the eels into her anus, she then proceeded to crang them out.
cranging by Daws and Samuel April 23, 2004

craigin' it 

Master of your domain; kickin' it; being on top of your game; living large, chick magnet
Last night we were craigin' it-we hit the hottest bar in town, drinking Vespers and all the girls were loving us.
craigin' it by The Prince of Doha February 3, 2010