norman coordinate 

A response to being presented with a situation or hearing an utterance that is illogical and/or incoherent to the point of causing a mental short-circuit.

The reference is from the Star Trek TOS episode "I, Mudd."

Norman coordinate.

norman coordinate by Charles U. Farley III September 8, 2010

Hydro coordinate 

The ability to move through water of any kind. Lakes, oceans, and even rain

Steve couldn't hydro coordinate his fat ass out to the float because it was too far out....... It was raining pretty hard, but Brian was able to hydro coordinate his way home.

Hydro coordinate by Heatstick June 2, 2017

Assassination Coordinates 

When mean or naughty netizens spitefully or wickedly decide to share someone's live location online, such as their whereabout or those of their loved ones, which increases the odds of those who dislike these oft-über-rich or obnoxious fellows to threaten, kidnap, or harm them out of envy, jealousy, or hatred.

A self-confessed “free speech champion” rationalized that he’d zero choice but to ban the Twitter accounts of some “anti-MAGA” journalists because they’re guilty of providing “assassination coordinates” to tens of thousands of his fiends and foes, who’d arm themselves to shorten his days “improving” the lives of billions on this side of eternity.

Assassination Coordinates by Covido December 16, 2022

tire-eye coordination 

The ability to see a small object on the road and align your vehicle's tire just right so that it crushes the small object (like unopened/or opened beverage cans, and--if youre real deranged--small rodents like possums, squirrels, etc)

Dude did you see that guy turn that bunny into roadkill?? He's gotta have hella good tire-eye coordination to be able to do that!!

tire-eye coordination by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008

hand-penis coordination 

(N) the ability to coordinate your piss from a penis with the use of your hands.

haha, his hand-penis coordination sucks. he aimed for the tree and pissed in your eye.

hand-penis coordination by aiden amazing November 7, 2007

coordinated flex 

Flexing done prepared, not just out of the blue. Originated from Lil Tay's flexing, and the opposite of uncoordinated flex in which people flex at anytime anywhere.

Lil Tay's been doing a coordinated flex, it's revealed she's not rich.

coordinated flex by FL4ym3Burn June 13, 2018

ordination-of-the-coordinates 

The act of aligning the penis with a tight vagina to allow for simple harmonic motion, resulting in human propagation.

This chick got an 'A' by doing a reciprocal-ordination-of-the-coordinates with the lecturer in her dorm room.

ordination-of-the-coordinates by cockG September 12, 2010