fridge confession 

When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.

It took me once seven years to understand a fridge confession.

fridge confession by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010

Depression Confession

When you confess to anyone you’re depressed.

“Hey dude, what were you gonna tell me?” “I’m depressed” “Nani..is that a..Depression Confession?!?!”

Depression Confession by pearl<3 October 29, 2021

i have a confession for you 

It means someone likes you

“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”

i have a confession for you by Usknfnejwmsm October 31, 2017

Oh My God Confession 

Pronounced: Ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
Usually in a mocking way.

Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.

The lowest form of irony.

Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.

Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.

"And then I totally realised my crush was watching!!"

"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*

Oh My God Confession by xx.Ghetto.Gal.xx March 28, 2010

The Taxi-Cab Confession 

When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"

"Me and Monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!"

The Taxi-Cab Confession by EJG1234 April 7, 2009

dirty confession 

A anonymos Confession about anything disty or sexual u have done in you life

i have a dirty confession to make... iIhad sex when i was 12 years old.

dirty confession by sumsar691337 January 1, 2017

Happy Confession Day

Happy Confession Day is on August 11

Confess on someone who has a birthday on August 11 for good luck

HAPPY CONFESSION DAY!!

i like you...🥺👉👈

Happy Confession Day by VisionExpress October 5, 2021