vocabulary communist 

A person who tells you better, more complicated words you could have used in your previous sentence. Often a grammar nazi as well. Always annoying.

Person 1: "Dude, that was totally not needed!"

Person 2: "I think you should have said 'that was totally superfluous'."

Person 2: "Stop being such a vocabulary communist."

vocabulary communist by EpcWffl April 29, 2013

damage communist

Someone in a video game who instead of focusing one person, dishes out their damage to a group of people.

STOP FOCUSING THE MINIONS AND HIT THE BOSS YOU DAMAGE COMMUNIST!

damage communist by albertobalsalm June 11, 2017

twitter communist 

Mainly white people who have never experienced living under communism, who read the basic definition of communism once and now see Stalin and Castro as their heroes. Also enjoy belittling others.

I hate twitter communists, they have no idea what kind of terror communism has caused.

Twitter communists are so out of touch with reality.

twitter communist by DominoStyle March 12, 2017

communist supermarket 

A poorly-stocked supermarket with large amounts of empty shelf space.

This supermarket has so many empty shelves that I'd swear it was a communist supermarket

communist supermarket by adirudi October 18, 2009

internet communist 

A person who read the first paragraph on communism in Wikipedia and thought it sounded really cool. Usually middle-class, teenaged, high in acne, listens to soviet march music on YouTube and then goes down into the comment section to type "Workers of the world, unite!". Doesn't actually really know anything about communism.

Oh god, it's another internet communist.

internet communist by A Dickey? September 27, 2017

Chinese Communist Party 

The Ultimate form of all Gangs, Mafias or other organized crime entity. Avoid at all cost.

1.The Chinese Communist Party robbed all my freedoms and sell them back to me.

2.There are usually very few gang activities in areas controled by CCP.

3.Mao is a creation of CCP, not vice-versa.

Chinese Communist Party by Peevee May 16, 2006

Communist Manipesto 

The punchline to every joke.

What does Karl Marx eat on his spaghetti?
Communist Manipesto.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Communist Manipesto.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar...
Communist Manipesto.

Communist Manipesto by BDCanuck March 8, 2009