Commit Scooter Ankle

The worst and most painful way to die.

"Yo! Be careful not to commit scooter ankle on your scooter... They can be dangerous."

(Scooter ankle ptsd kicks in)

Commit Scooter Ankle by The master of yeets April 1, 2019

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Commit a Toffuxx

Meaning that you will start becoming extremely depressed and post depressive things online.

Dude, im gonna commit a toffuxx.

Commit a Toffuxx by Ihatelife6969 April 5, 2023

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Commit the "S"

Used to define a state of being extremely stressed out.

Person 1: What's your workload this week?

Person 2: I have two assignments due tomorrow, and a test. I'm seriously so screwed, I swear I'm going to commit the "S".

Commit the "S" by craftybetch December 9, 2013

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Commit a robbery

The act of stealing one's girl at a club or party whilst he is away.

How to commit a robbery:

Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.

Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?

Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.

~Jersey Shore

Commit a robbery by Wafflicious July 12, 2010