Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.

John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"

Colonic Apocalypse by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008

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chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

chocolate covered coconut crack by rpetras April 29, 2008

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Coconaughts

A group of people who gift coconuts to couples engaging in sexual acts inside a vehicle in a public location. Usually placing the coconut on the hood.

Now you are saying these "coconaughts" give people having sex coconuts?
That exactly.
The most bountiful sex you will have is when the coconaughts gift you a coconut while you are doing the deed.

Coconaughts by PonchoFox December 29, 2014

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Colonial water pump

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face

Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome

Colonial water pump by Henny2002 October 13, 2015