Coast Guard 

The hardest working and most important of the United States' 5 armed services, performing search & rescue, drug and illegal immigrant interdiction, as well as port security.

Dude, the US Coast Guard is the coolest fucking service ever!!

Coast Guard by LT JG Neffson September 3, 2004

Coast to Coast AM 

An early morning talk radio show that has interviews with people on the topic discussed that night including: paranormal and pseudoscientific subjects such as the occult, remote viewing, hauntings, shadow people, the Undead, psychic reading, metaphysics, conspiracy theories, UFOs, Area 51, crop circles, cryptozoology, Big foot, the Hollow Earth hypothesis, and science fiction literature, among others. September 11, 2001 attacks and current U.S. counter-terrorism strategy have also become frequent themes.

It is hosted by George Noory on weekdays and John B. Wells on Saturdays on certain days it is Ian Punnett and George Knapp.

Listen to it from 1AM-5AM on everyday.

Guy 1: "Did you listen to Coast to Coast AM?"

Guy 2: I did not unfortunately, because I fell asleep too early."

Coast to Coast AM by personqwerty123456789 April 23, 2012

coast to coast shit 

When you are in a plane, and you stay in the washroom the whole time.

"How was your flight Joe"
"I was good, had a coast to coast shit"

coast to coast shit by Spider man 420 April 12, 2016

Coast to coast 

A move in basketball when a player gets the rebound, and then dribbles down the court and makes a shot at the other end.

Magic Johnson went coast to coast on that play!

Coast to coast by kint_the_man December 26, 2013

coast envy 

A feeling of inferiority causing normally down-to-earth midwesterners to compensate for their location by adopting elitist attitudes and snobbish tastes.

Illinois would be a nice, homespun Midwestern state but for all those Chicagoans and their coast envy.

coast envy by ajms84 June 21, 2009

coast-to-coaster 

(noun)
Any contiguous amount of human excrement (generally in a coherent cable form) that may be partially submerged but surfaces on opposite sides of the bowl, touching dry porcelain on each end.

"Man, check out this coast-to-coaster of mine from last summer!" *holds up polaroid*

coast-to-coaster by Zor Prime December 1, 2003

Coast Guard Academy

A four year military academy in Connecticut. Exists but only to some. Consitently ranked as the worst dorms and most unhappy students in the the nation. Class of 2010 doesn't care and is hoorah about life here.

Class of 2007: I hate being at the Coast Guard Academy.
Class of 2010: I love this place, shining shoes and brass on Friday Nights Rocks!

Coast Guard Academy by Chase Hall September 20, 2008