Cigarettes
Son: Hey mom, do cigarettes expire? Mom: No, but the people the smoke them do. Son: But, dad smo- wait... DADDDDDDD!!
Cigarettes by Izzyy Bizzyy November 21, 2020
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Bro i need me some nicotine, how about we go buy a pack of cancer sticks?
What are they u say?
Cancer sticks are cigarettes
What are they u say?
Cancer sticks are cigarettes
Cigarettes by Axrx April 6, 2022
cigarettes
A perfectly legal way to slowly lose $10, your lung capacity, and the ability to climb stairs without sounding like you just ran a marathon. Commonly smoked to "take the edge off," eventually taken up full-time to deal with the stress of trying to quit. Cigarettes are often used used to look cool in high school, only to realize fifteen years later that lung cancer isn’t very fashionable.
"Mark said he picked up cigarettes to deal with stress, and now he’s stressed about how to quit cigarettes
"Yeah, I only started smoking to take breaks at work, now I’m behind a dumpster questioning all my life choices"
"Yeah, I only started smoking to take breaks at work, now I’m behind a dumpster questioning all my life choices"
cigarettes by Alon-A December 13, 2025
cigarettes after sex fan
usually a hopeless romantic that dreams of having a soulmate and or got hurt by their ex. Seeking comfort and nostalgia of memories they once had from a previous relationship through the lyrics.
Where's Chris?
Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.
Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.
cigarettes after sex fan by Mremt June 4, 2022
cigarettes after sex
the band whose demographic includes, but is not limited to;
- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday
- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday
"hey where's elizabeth?"
"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"
"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"
cigarettes after sex by belle1024 May 19, 2021
Cigarettes after sex
Cigarettes after sex is when you smoke one or more cigarettes after you have sex. It's the best cigarette or cigarettes you could ever have. Cigarettes after sex is also a type of music. Since vaping is at least 95% healthier than cigarettes, then maybe vaping after sex could become a thing.
Dale: That was great sex, Nancy!
Nancy: I know, sug!
Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.
Nancy: I know, sug!
Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.
Cigarettes after sex by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023
Cigarettes After Sex
The best musical group in the entire universe. If you've never heard one of there amazing songs before you aren't REALLY alive.
They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.
They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.
Cigarettes After Sex by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie December 4, 2022