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A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.
David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
cheezits by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007
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Cheezin Season 

A special rare time or occasion when Cheezin is greatly encouraged, and allowed.
Bros when we go in my house act straight around my parents, but when we go in my room and the door is shut, Cheezin Season will begin.
Cheezin Season by Emilionaiiire April 12, 2009

Toe cheezits 

when your homie spills the cheezits but your toes save them so now you guys will eat cheezits that have touched your athlete's foot.
Mmmm these toe cheezits taste really bad but we are broke and this is all we can eat.
Toe cheezits by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019

cheesitis 

cheese - itis
craving of cheese its when your drunk
"ur jsut a victim of eatin cheese its when ur drunk"

" i know doctor said i have cheesitis "
cheesitis by sportinakrang February 16, 2008
a great big smile. Very happy. Excited or proud.
Emotionally delighted by something, I was just cheezin.
cheezin by CJ_Perry May 18, 2006

cheezing 

(V.)cheezing is when someone uses a glitch, or a design error in a video game to achieve virtual supremacy over their opponents. often times, the (N.)cheezer will exploit their god-like discovery repeatedly against their opponents, even friends, until he/she quits out of disgust and frustration. cheezers have shown no sign of slowing down in recent years, despite many criticisms coming from popular virtual pundits in the gaming community.

-term is most commonly associated with sports-related or fighting video games.

pronounced (V. chee-Zing) (N. cheese-err) (A. chee-zee)
"walter can you please stop cheezing? maybe you can stop running the same play to randy moss on me everytime? i mean, it's entirely up to you man, but i know you don't want me to spread the word at school that you're a cheezer do you...? yeah, exactly what i thought cunt, now it's time for the noise to be brought on you."

"this lil mark online is a fuckin cheezer homie. yo kareem come look at this shit nigga, Kobe's already got 81 in the first half blood."

"stop fucking cheezing with Liu Kang's bicyle kick fagot. is that the only move you know in mortal kombat you cheezy little bitch? fuck you. (sigh). shit dude."
cheezing by shaunyo67 October 27, 2009