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the state of fingers resulting from consumption of cheez-its; coated with a layer of sticky cheez-it cheese.

Wendy had to wash her hands after eating a whole box of cheez-its, because her fingers were too cheezity.

cheezity by df314159 October 21, 2010

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cheezit

One of the greatest baked snack crackers ever. Made with real cheese, and tastes amazing. Sold in different flavors. Also spelled cheez-it.

I could live off of cheezits.

cheezit by SuperKoopa June 11, 2006

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cheezits

A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.

David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!

cheezits by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007

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Toe cheezits

when your homie spills the cheezits but your toes save them so now you guys will eat cheezits that have touched your athlete's foot.

Mmmm these toe cheezits taste really bad but we are broke and this is all we can eat.

Toe cheezits by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019

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cheezitis

when you smile so hard and long your jaws hurt.

When you are first dating someone you are always smiling and your jaws hurt then you have "cheezitis". Or when you are in love with someone and they make you smile so much your jaws hurt then you have cheezitis.

cheezitis by Boobie11 February 4, 2010

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Cheezits Christ

The act of muching on cheezits after smoking a fat blunt, and swearing you see jesus's face in one of the squares.

Man I was tore up last night and Ill be damned if I did not see Cheezits Christ again.

Cheezits Christ by The Swheatley February 28, 2010

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cheezit

A most delicious snack cracker. Also known as sunshine biscuits.

Hey, I'm hungry.
Do you want some cheezits?
Yeah man, I love sunshine biscuits!

cheezit by lorenzo8 May 11, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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