carlisle cullen 

The hottest vampire... go get a phsical now =D

Oh Carlisle its so cold, (hint it's not his stethoscope), carlisle cullen

carlisle cullen by ninon_19924 October 9, 2008

careless lumberjack 

When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.

I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.

careless lumberjack by ryan_anarchon October 1, 2008

careless wrister 

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

careless wrister by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

carlisya 

Carlisya is the most funniest girl you you will meet she's smart and pretty she always makes new friends wherever she goes it's hard not to like her carlisya is very attractive boys really like her they chase after her a lot carlisya is not afraid to defend herself she would throw down in a second she very savage and it's hard to be mad at her.

Carlisya is so cute and smart

carlisya by Crew and david June 15, 2017

Carlisle Cullen 

Carlisle is fine asf- I mean I would slurp that boy down like spaghetti that man is beauty at it's finest

Carlisle Cullen is a fine asf- vampire I'd let bite me

Carlisle Cullen by Lokis bitch July 31, 2021

carlislecullensrealwife 

carlislecullensrealwife is a very funny tiktok star. They are very famous, and are scarily in-love with Aro from Twilight.

“Yo, have you seen carlislecullensrealwife’s new video on tiktok?”

“No dude, what’s it about?”

“The usual; Them being absolutely in love with Aro Volturi.”

carlislecullensrealwife by carlislecullensrealwife August 17, 2021

Aleka Carlisle

Aleka Carlisle is such an amazing person to be around. She is so caring and loves to spend time with her friends, family and dogs. She is always looking to have a good time. Aleka is such a gorgeous girl but has some trouble seeing it. She is so funny and loves to laugh with everyone. Like everyone else she’s a little sassy sometimes but it’s normal. Aleka Carlisle is truly a great person to be around never let her go.

Aleka Carlisle is so funny and I always have a good time with her.

Aleka Carlisle by Emma c April 23, 2019