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Cardio lady 

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.
Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.
Cardio lady by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018
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cardio hugs 

An action where, while cuddling, the two people involved hump each other, recreating the action of sex while remaining clothed.
‘My favourite type of hugs and cardio hugs’
cardio hugs by Axiohyd January 12, 2021

cardio Ash

Haryanvi
chi bhai kaisi cardio ash hai yeh toh
cardio Ash by suspi March 27, 2022

Cardio Chicken 

When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.

So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.

Nobody wins because this game sucks.
Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym

Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken

Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her

Gym Rat 2: ...

Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude

Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING
Cardio Chicken by Morles December 27, 2022

Cardio At Home

After a long workout sometimes you need to do cardio at home. It is where you get a sexual partner and have sex at home or “workout together”
“Wanna come back and do some cardio at home after this?”
Cardio At Home by Lwiehjwbe August 30, 2023

Cardio Bunny 

A cardio enthusiast who embodies a dynamic and balanced approach to fitness, embracing the transformative power of movement to enhance their physical, mental, and emotional well-being.
If looking good and being active makes me a Cardio Bunny, so be it!
Cardio Bunny by Cardio Queen January 24, 2024

cardio appointment

Had a cardio appointment last night. We both busted several times.
cardio appointment by barfmanbard December 20, 2024