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Blando Calrissian 

Any one of the majority of people in the world that have no distinguishing characteristics or traits that make them interesting or compelling. Most Blando Calrissians have little to no life ambition outside of a dull, steady job, do not understand most forms of humor apart from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Dane Cook, or that guy with the fucking puppets, and do not enjoy thinking about anything characterized as “deep.” A common test to identify Blando Calrissians consists of the query, “What kind of music do you like?” to which they respond, “Oh, I like everything.” They often express and/or act upon the urge to “get married and have kids” around 23 years of age. May also be referred to as “Blandos.”
Friend 1: How was Joe’s party last weekend?

Friend 2: Eh, pretty lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.
Blando Calrissian by yrkh8tr May 26, 2010
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cambridge high school

A magical school where brothers and sisters from Milton and Alpharetta come together and turn up. Lax bros think they're the shit and always get busted with MIP's or underage drinking. Dr Principal is one of the trillest niggas, he need mad respect. Athletic coach the dude all girls think it hot, he chill, but he aint know what to do but show kids movies for "education" teachers otherwise are young and some are pretty hot. The hallways are always crowded and parking lots are full or jeeps and trucks. The struggle is having a spot in the back.
Yo I go to Cambridge High school in Milton Georgia, not England.

Camerica Clothing 

An independent clothing company based in Beaverton OR whos main objective is to make clothing designs based on imput from the consumer.
'I love where Camerica Clothing places its designs!'
Camerica Clothing by Sturko May 31, 2009

Camerica 

Ca·mer·ic·a, Country.

A country in North America founded May 15, 1940, now the largest country in the world; composed of what was originally called The United States of America and Canada.

Camerican Revolution; American culture, lifestyle, and traditions infiltrated Canada, not including Quebec to assimilate all of what little identity Canada had left, to form what is now called Camerica.
The official national anthem is as follows:

Oh Camerica
Our home and native land!
Oh, say can you see!
By the dawn's early light,
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

"And so on..."
Camerica by Evans Adrian 2 December 21, 2008

Rando Calrissian 

A random guy who inserts himself into a conversation or shows up unexpectedly and acts like he belongs.
"I'm waiting for my test results, hopefully it's not HP-"
"HEY, what are we talking about?"
"Whoa, Rando Calrissian! Fly your ass back to Cloud City, we're having a private conversation."
Rando Calrissian by 575 December 18, 2014

Cambridge, US 

Cambridge is the best place in the world: home of Harvard University, Harvard Square, and some really creepy people. It is the home of Ben Affleck, and other celebrities. Cambridge is just the best place EVER.
Dude A, "Wow! Did you see that Cambridge, US?"
Dude B, "I know, Dude! It was the best city EVER!!"
Cambridge, US by Dialoo March 26, 2011