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oh no! our table! it's broken! 

what you say when you break the table. quite the sad event innit?
*breaks table*
"oh no! our table! it's broken!"

if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it 

So and so remarks...I simply can't forsee myself conforming to socially acceptable norms, I've always felt that...if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it.

Oh no our table it’s broken 

Oh no our table it’s broken!

Pokin till it's broken 

When a guy has sex for so long that the only way to stop him is either the inability to get a hard on, or the literal snapping of his meat hammer.
Guy 1: "Damn, Jake's been in there with that girl for a looooong time."

Guy 2: "I know, 48 hours is ridiculous, he must be pokin till it's broken!"

Oh nO! oUr TAbLe! It'S bRoKeN! 

IDk just a word
Oh nO! oUr TaBLe! It'S bRoKeN!

ITunes Broke 

I totally want to buy that song, but I'm iTunes broke.
iTunes Broke iPod iTunes music song
ITunes Broke by Daphnefan88 July 4, 2010