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epizootics of the blowhole 

a metaphorical disease where one speaks at length about something one knows nothing about; the running of the mouth; talking shit
Man, did you hear what Tangie was saying?! She was talking about Laos and how she wants to go there to visit Mt. Everest. She totally has epizootics of the blowhole!

Indian blowhole 

An “Indian Blowhole” is the sexual act of sniffing cocaine out of another man’s asshole.
Me and my uncle did a Indian blowhole.

blowhole 

He had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole after getting a bad icecube in Mexico.
blowhole by Luigi July 12, 2004

Blowhole 

Part Two of the Whalecock Blowhole. At this point in the move, the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.
I walked in on my roomate cleaning poop and jizz off of the kitchen walls. I'm pretty sure he must have been Whalecock Blowholing it up in there. Judging by the size of the mess, I'd say it was a fairly satisfying blowhole!
Blowhole by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

blowhole 

1. I'll be right back. I have to go open the blowhole and take an Austin Power's piss.

2. Person 1 Is it true you got head in the limo?
Person 2 Yeah.
Person1 What did she do, just open the blowhole...
Person 2 and found the whale.
blowhole by huangsede April 28, 2009

Pacific Blowhole 

When a man excretes ejaculate into a woman's mouth who is lying on her back and then precedes to jump up and down on her stomach until she viciously fires the sperm wad out of her mouth and into the sky at a high speed.
Hey Amelia, do you remember when I Pacific Blowholed you and it landed on my aunt's baby?
Pacific Blowhole by lunchboxes September 9, 2006