Blowfished

When you see a cute girl on tinder or other social media and then you meet her and she's actually twice the size of her selfies.

"Zachs been talking to this hot chick he met on snapchat. Turns out she blowfished him and she was huge"

Blowfished by Bravotango7 March 9, 2017

Angry Blowfish 

The art of suffocating someone with your large stretched out scrotum. This is achieved by stretching your scrotal tissue over someone head and suffocating them like you would with a plastic bag.

You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.

Dude did you see Jason? He angry blowfished that guy last night.

Angry Blowfish by Xavier Dashwood October 8, 2016

anal blowfish 

An anal blowfish occurs by putting your gasey partner on all fours, begin tonguing the anus until your partner farts into your mouth causing a firm puffing of the mouth cheeks - resulting in an anal blowfish.

My partner and I enjoyed anal blowfish last night!

anal blowfish by D Bird November 22, 2017

Blowfish Face 

The puckered lipped face that girls on social networks like facebook and myspace use to make themselves look "sexier" when infact it makes them look like a blowfish

Tina has 650 facebook photos and in every single picture she is doing the blowfish face in a failed attempt to look hotter.

Blowfish Face by roc18 July 30, 2011

blowfish 

The act of pressing ones lips against a transparent surface, typically a glass window, to form a seal and then breathing out to expand the cheeks.

Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.

"Quick, Sally's in her car, do a blowfish on her window!"

"Haha, blowfish!"

blowfish by Heath Raftery December 27, 2007

Prarie Dog Blowfish 

When a man spreads his mouth open and places it over the womens asshole while the women continues to lightly let out some shit and suck it back in with her ass like a prarie dog sticking its head in and out of a hole.

Jeffery asked Lizzy if he can give Lizzy a Prarie Dog Blowfish so Jeffery put his mouth over Lizzy's asshole while lizzy let out shit and continuesly sucked it back in.

Prarie Dog Blowfish by Tyler william the 3rd of afgan June 23, 2006

Baltimore Blowfish 

This is an act in where your significant other is eating out your asshole and then you proceed to fart inside their mouth forcing their checks to puff up like a blowfish. Then your significant other then proceeds to blow that fart back into your asshole!! If done correctly there should be a slight whistling sound!

"Dude last night I gave my old lady a sweet ass Baltimore blowfish, subsequently we haven’t made out since!”

Baltimore Blowfish by Jonas Olguin January 29, 2006