cock blocked by oprah 

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).

Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"

cock blocked by oprah by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011

blokelore 

A contraction of 'bloke folklore.' A term encompassing any persons, places or events collectively pertaining to blokey or laddish behaviour.

'The fact that Jack Nicholson allegedly ate an entire apple pie halfway through having a shag has passed into blokelore'

blokelore by Reverend Frog November 9, 2011

scottish bloke 

Mostly known as the one true Junkrat but is a great name given to poor Indian children.

"SCOTTISH CAR BEEP BEEP" Says the Scottish Bloke

scottish bloke by Chuca_FTW May 30, 2017

Blokes on Blokes 

When the flattys are busting up and you get on the water with a couple of blokes once you have hit the all male brothel and fucked 3 men. You cast out some whole chook dogs to burley up the water a bit, whole chooks get the big dogs, 2.8s and 3 meterys.

Fuck do you see the blokes on blokes over near the flatty hole? Yeah mate get the dogs.

Blokes on Blokes by MrMan4Life June 3, 2020

ordinary bloke 

Steve Irwin, aka The Crocodile Hunter.

Steve Irwin, he's just an ordinary bloke.

ordinary bloke by writ September 7, 2006

Top bloke

A term used to describe the toppest of blokes. A "top bloke" is that carefree, gentle, kind, and simply perfect in nearly every way. Top blokes tend to be part Australian and often get told about their hot sister a lot.

Jake: "Hey, did you know Blake is just a top bloke?"
Joel: "Yeah, I heard he gave his lunch to a starving child. What a top bloke. Sister ain't bad too!"
Blake: "Aww thanks guys!"

Top bloke by Good Compared to BL... April 14, 2014

Project Blowed 

Los Angeles based hip hop organization boasting illumni such as Aceyalone, Freestyle Fellowship, Jurrassic-5, Abstract Rude, Cypher-7, Medusa, Da 5 Footaz, Customer Service, and Trenseta. Hip Hop workshops are held every Thursday night at 4343 Lemert, Los Angeles, CA.

Project Blowed is a landmark in the hip hop community.

Project Blowed by God Almighty -1 June 11, 2006