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bitchanese 

A noun (n) slang.

It is the lingo used to speak to women, which a man can get laid with the maximum results, versus just being in the friend zone. Use bitchanese, whenever you see a female, which do not want do not want to end up in the friend zone, and hence not moving past the friend zone.
"Bro, you have to learn more bitchanese, and master it, or these women, will continually place you in the friend zone."
bitchanese by B.U.M. 4 Life July 24, 2016
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BitchCake 

The act or task of being a bitch.
When you call someone a BitchCake that means you can't just simply call them "bitch" they're far to hardcore-ly annoying to be a plain and simple bitch.
Dont say BitchCake lightly, even though it sounds so damn good, its offensive, make no mistake.
Unless, of corse, you are saying it in the sense you might call someone your bitch. If someone is your bitchcake they are totally yours for the spanking, BitchCake-slapping, and any other bitch related activities you can think of.
Get over here, bitch! So I can spank yo' ass!

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C'mon BitchCake! I need to get my freak on!
BitchCake by Beth! January 1, 2009

bitchcake 

"Don't be such a bitchcake, jump!"
"You hit like a bitchcake."
"You fuckin bitchcake."
bitchcake by Nick K January 20, 2006

BITCHCESTOR 

Someone who's more bitchy then all their ancestors combined making them regret they procreated
"OMG that chick is such a bitchcestor!"
BITCHCESTOR by heheyeehaw October 15, 2019

Bitchcake dramaqueen

a spineless loser that doesn't have a life except for the drama that they create.
"your a bitchcake dramaqueen"
"but i love you, wait come back"

Bitch cakes

What you call your friend when he is being soft as f***.
After being invited to brunch and mimosas, bitch cakes said no I'm mowing my mother's lawn.
Bitch cakes by Bitcscakes May 15, 2016

bitchcake 

When a small, submissive guy is in a relationship with a large agressively masculine girl, the guy is the girl's bitchcake.
"Yo, Jay is totally Kaylie's bitchcake"
bitchcake by Mister Baker January 28, 2009