Skip to main content

I can't believe it's not butter 

is when you see an ugly person that has some how made themself look attractive through clothes, make-up or other non-plastic surgery enhancement. To test this on someone after a few cocktails (less than three) consider if you would park the love rod in the ham wallet. If yes: "I can't beleive its not butter!" - if no: see fugly.
"Wow, have you seen what Sally is wearing? She's sort of cute now."

Yeah, I know! I can't believe it's not butter!

Bullshit don’t believe it 

For someone to tell you something but you dont believe it
IM A FAST TPER I CAN THINK WHEN IM TPEING
:Bullshit don’t believe it

I can't believe it's not flubber 

I can't believe it's not flubber is Hot chick with fat girl personality. Super cool and acts like she has no clue she smoking hot.
I met this smoking hot chick the other day and she was super cool. I can't believe it's not flubber.

im a dictionary and you better believe it!

book from bfdi saying "im a dictionary and you better believe it"from that one episode of bfdi i dont know but its cool

snatch!
im a dictionary and you better believe it! is what she said 20 minutes ago before she got ran over by an 18 wheeler

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it 

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe