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Beethoven's 9000th Symphony

1) When you code to the point where you don't know what else to do but to randomly type in jibberish into Blue J. When asked what you are doing, you reply by saying you are playing Beethoven's famous 9000th Symphony, epic in composition and magnificent in execution. Button mashing, frustration and subtle humor at its best.

2)The most invincible code on the planet.
1) Josh: Dave what are you doing?
Dave is seen smashing his keyboard repeatedly after making his fourth for loop.
Dave(in humorous and frustrated tone): I'm playing Beethoven's 9000th Symphony.

2) Jimmy: Yes, the Beethoven's 9000th Symphony program may be built in only one method, violate abstraction barriers, recurse infinitely, use all the system memory, and divide by zero without a ZeroDivisonError
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Beethoven slap 

When a person goes behind someone and slaps both their ears at the same time with their hands
Beethoven was slap by his father when he did something wrong on the piano thus called the Beethoven slap
Beethoven slap by Stefano & Andre October 25, 2005

Beethoven's 9000th Symphony

The laughter that comes when a teacher says a joke and the class wants to pass.
The teacher made a joke about the white man oppressing students, it was met by Beethoven's 9000th Symphony from the students.

Beethoven Virus

A song that a lot of people mistake for being from DDR. It is actually from another dancing game called Pump It Up and it debuted in the series with Perfect Collection
Person 1: I really like that Beethoven Virus song from DDR
Person 2: I wanna correct you with something
Person 1: Okay.
Person 2: It's from Pump It Up, not DDR

Beethoven Blow Job 

the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action
Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro

Beethoven Lick 

When an unsuspecting female gets a face full of tongue. If you can lick from the chin to the top of the forehead, then you have successfully completed the Beethoven lick.

Inspired by our favorite childhood movie about the fun-loving dog known as Beethoven. This St. Bernard will forever be a part of our lives.

Best ways to accomplish such a feet: ask for a kiss on the cheek, tell her to close her eyes because you have a surprise, simply wrap your arms around her arms/body and let her have it. If she gets mad, cries, or punches you then you know that you have done it correctly.
Ronnie, check this out. La'schell isn't looking and I'm about the beethoven lick the shit out of her face.

Beethoven Nightmare 

When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.
I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.
Beethoven Nightmare by skyjuice December 30, 2008