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1. A nickname appropriate for a drummer, violent alcoholic or chronic masturbator.

2. A drummer who lives deep in the woods. Sightings are rare and cause for several days of celebration.

3. A very cheap car; one you can drive recklessly without worrying because it is already a worthless piece of crap.
Dude, did you see Beater?

Yeah, man, we drank whiskey together for three days! It was awesome!
Beater by Criscipline September 23, 2010
A young man who sherks his responsabilty , to chase after pleasures of sin for a season.
After having gone missing for A ten day weekend the young man suddenly appears in the garage and his brother says.. Where ya been beater?
beater by dang May 8, 2003
An old computer kept by self-respecting red-blooded American men exclusively for watching Porn and masturbating.
Ewww, I need to remember to wipe down my beater next time I use it.
beater by MacBeater September 22, 2016
Players to Kirito: You're a beta cheater! No, you're a beater!
Beater by ThatzMatt February 19, 2017
A person who’s name is peter but he beats his meat so his friends call him beater
Peter is a beater
Beater by jtb.jtb@icloud.com June 11, 2018
Are cars that are old and rusted cars that have reduced performance, engine/mechanical problems and mismatched body panels, but still drivable. These cars probably went on poor care by their owners. They're great cars to own for beginners
Hey son, since you got your driver's license , I'm buying you a '96 Toyota Camry, beater ones. I can't still trust you driving a new car, because you'll probably make a mistake and crash. Since I can't pay dozens of cash on insurance.
Beater by CHASER-98 December 5, 2018