Twice Baked Doritos 

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos

"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"

Twice Baked Doritos by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015

the cake been baked 

Whats done is done and cannot be taken back now.

The deal is done, and the cake been baked. Fuck em, we ball.

the cake been baked by bigredd850 October 30, 2013

Penis Beaker 

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me

Penis Beaker by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013

Uber baked 

Being off your ass high on that Ganja, Mary Jane , Marijaminj-Etc

“Congratulations Joel you are now Uber baked “

Uber baked by Knuckles the speed-sniffer April 3, 2021

beamed 

Scamming someone

maypire: yo i just beamed this kid for $25 btc lmao

zeb: get banned

beamed by Loseridiot May 3, 2018

Tune Baked 

When you're really happy usually talking to a good friend and you're listening to your highest preference of music (usually the people who feel this listen to techno music, or other really calm music such as gorillaz, some of ben folds, etc.) it's like a natural high. Same feeling as friend high.

Guy1 is listening to "o green world'-gorillaz (Status: Tune Baked)
Guy1- dude i love this elipticle
Guy2-yeah its pretty nice
Guy1- its like a mountain
Guy2-yea it..what?
Guy1- dude, look at that shadow
Guy2-im just gonna follow along

Tune Baked by AssassiNazi June 14, 2011

Chino Beaned 

High as fucking balls

Tim- yoo how high are u bro
Ant- Im fucking Chino Beanedddddd

Chino Beaned by Pipity July 4, 2019