bastard sword

Another name for the longsword, so called because the style in which it is used is a 'bastard' hybrid of one and two handed fighting. The weapon is light enough that it can be used in one hand, but the hilt is long enough that a second hand can be added for additional power. Also called a hand-and-a-half sword

Somewhere between the short sword and the greatsword lies the bastard sword.

bastard sword by Tharrick D'Entremont September 16, 2004

Poor Bastard Society 

A group of men whose lives are made miserable by work/chores and decisions forced upon them by their wives.

After Matt's wife picked out his clothing for the day she "suggested" that he go clean the pool before accompanying her to shop for shoes. Matt wondered if there was a local meeting of the Poor Bastard Society this evening at the country club bar.

Poor Bastard Society by Vivalicious January 4, 2010

Bastard-saurus 

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.

"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."

Bastard-saurus by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014

Bastard Squad 

Bastard Squad are a punk band From Melbourne Australia from the 80s that broke up because the singer went to jail for 10 years but now are back together

Bastard Squad are real punk not like simple plan and good charlotte

Bastard Squad by Al Cahol May 19, 2006

bastard sequel 

A sequel of a book or movie made for the sole purpose of cashing in on the name of the first one. Is generally done with no input from the original author/creator. Usually bastardizes the characters and butchers the story of the original.

Examples of bastard sequels include Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen, Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story, Scarlett, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Return to the Secret Garden.

bastard sequel by Hitokiri Jinchuu July 16, 2006

bastard saturday 

Any Sunday night that falls before a Monday holiday. The Wednesday before thanksgiving is bastard Friday. The Fourth of July can cause various illegitimate weekend days.

In the case of a Monday holiday. The Sunday night before becomes an illegitimate non work night. Or bastard Saturday.

bastard saturday by Pummill December 5, 2018

Bastard SZN 

When the boys are just acting completely radical and no fucks are given. When the boys pound brew.

We have 2 cases here boys, it’s BASTARD SZN.

All the bastards are in one room, it’s so BASTARD SZN!!!

Henry: Yo what szn is it?
Cale: Dude it’s BASTARD SZN!
Henry: You’re such a bastard Cale

Bastard SZN by He’ll yeah boys October 15, 2019