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Dancing around the barn 

Metaphor used to describe a person that is attempting to avoid and delay answering questions being posed to them by replying with answers not related to the questions being asked.
During the police interrogation of the suspect, Sean, the young Irish cop, grew tired and shouted, "Okay, it's time to stop dancing around the barn, either give us the answers or go to jail!"
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Barnard Castle 

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.
Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

barn kid 

Any person, typically of rural decent, who misbehaves according to social norms. E.g. shouting, fighting, or loudly arguing in public, especially to the point of making nearby spectators uncomfortable. In other words, anyone who shamelessly behaves as if they were raised in a barn.
This was an amazingly beautiful wedding reception, until those god damned barn kids showed up and started throwing Klondike bars at oncoming traffic.
barn kid by Realitea November 19, 2014

Barn Door Open

Used casually to slip into conversation that the zip on someone's trousers is unfastened, prompting them to do it up.
Rob: 'Jake, you've got a barn door open.'
Jake: 'What's that?'
Rob: 'The zip on your trousers is undone.'
Jake: 'Oh, thanks' (Fastens zip up)
Barn Door Open by Online Fan March 27, 2015

Hanny Banny Chekolet 

When referring to a lover or a spouse. Mainly used among Ethiopians and Eritreans. 🍯🐰🍫
You are my hanny banny chekolet.

You wish you had my hanny banny Chekolet.
Hanny Banny Chekolet by Kitfo August 7, 2016

barn buergler

Fellatio performed in a large shed.
That skank just gave that dude a barn buergler out back!
barn buergler by Pedro33 September 26, 2007

Wood Barn 

extremely large ass, one with perfectly round proportions. FIRM, TIGHT, JIGGLY...basically one beautiful ass.
Ashley has one big ol' wood barn.
Wood Barn by K-B-K sandwich August 5, 2008