Barefoot Contessa

1. Ina Garten, host of FN's Barefoot Contessa.

2. Term used to describe someone who, once caught in such a reprehensible act as denying for two years to meet a terminally ill child, will try to resolve the situation by displacing blame one whoever else can take it (such as assistants) and claiming to be unaware of anything.

3. One who garners such an obsessive and delusional fan base, that once their divinity's name is uttered they pop out to lash out vehemently against any who seem not praise this TV personality.

The terminally ill child is now looking forward to completing a wish to swim with the dolphins, and has moved on.

Barefoot Contessa: Is there a more arrogant nickname to choose for yourself?

Barefoot Contessa by Letsnotdothis April 24, 2011

barefooting

To confess ones love for someone elses girlfriend, with total disregard to the fact that her boyfriend is in the other room.

Did you see Kameron over there barefooting Jeremy's girlfriend....that shit was terrible...by the end of the night everyone knew Kameron was trying too hard and that sooner or later, Jeremy was going to beat his ass.

barefooting by Kam842 September 15, 2007

barefoot bandit 

bandits who are too bad ass to wear shoes so they do their shenanigans barefoot.

Tom- "Who tagged our car?"
Jerry- "Probably those barefoot bandits!"

barefoot bandit by The barefoot bandits September 17, 2011

Barefoot Tango 

Barefoot tango is predominantly done by women who take off their heels to dance, seeing as they do not have socks for Sock Tango. Barefoot tango also populates areas such as pool and beach tango.
It helps you getter a better "grip" on tango. =

My shoes are killing me. It is time for some barefoot tango.

Barefoot Tango by lady dancealot June 23, 2011

Barefoot Gen 

Something you should never look up or watch, you're lucky you ended up here.

"Bro have you seen Barefoot Gen?"
"Duuude yeah, that was some fucked up shit bro"

Barefoot Gen by Aptolpraidolweeds December 8, 2020

barefooted

A Person who hates wearing shoes and really loves seein Ganda having bare feet out in public let there bare soles get dirty

I walked Barefooted in the shops and my bare soles went black and dirty I loved it

barefooted by The Barefooted Boy March 6, 2017

Barefoot Enthusiast 

Enthusiast:
1: a person who is filled with enthusiasm for some principle, pursuit, etc.; a person of ardent zeal: a sports enthusiast.
2: a religious visionary or fanatic.

Barefoot:
1: Wearing nothing on the feet.

Barefoot Enthusiast:

1: Someone who does not like wearing shoes, but enjoys being barefoot and feeling the world at/on their feet.

Kid: Why aren't you wearing any shoes?
You: Because my feet can't breathe in shoes and being barefoot is very comfortable. I'm a Barefoot Enthusiast.

Barefoot Enthusiast by Longhaired Child November 7, 2011